The on-repeat short story No 2.

First I need your imagination. 

Now imagine, ALL OF YOUR BODY PARTS can talk to each other.

Except for that  in the front ehem ehem and the brain.

Okay here goes the story.

So there is a competition which body part is the best among the best. So the eyes first stand his ground; "I am the best because without me, human cannot see". Then the ear said "I am the best because I allow you to listen!". And so other parts of the body; mouth, hand, leg claimed they the best. 

Suddenly out of everyone, the Ass, which the only part who facing the back side, suggest, "guys.. I am the best..because...." Not even the Ass finish its sentence, other parts start to laugh. "How can you be the best? you only capable, and do shit! All those related to shit! You cant do other things!"

The Ass get so angry. Not even it given the chance to finish its sentence, other parts laughed and only mentioned about shit. And in sorrow, the Ass stays away from other parts and left alone. 

The time comes. The hand carries food, to the mouth, tooth to nip, stomach to digest. And when the food is ready to become shit, shit happens.

The Ass refuse to shit. The Ass refuse to let the shit out. 

Other body parts keep on asking the Ass to shit, keep on saying bad things about the Ass. The Ass wants them to admit that the Ass is the best part of the body but the rest still refuse and keep insulting the Ass. For few days, the Ass refuse to shit. Other body becoming weaker and weaker. But the Ass stand still. The Ass is the only body part who can stand the pain of no shit out.

In the end, after days of suffer, the other parts cannot take the pain and the suffering. They finally apologise to the Ass and admit that the Ass is the best!

*Credit goes to my prefect captain back in 2003 (or 2004). Thank you for the dirty inspiring story. I even used it when I was the counselor of the Prefect Board.